ABOUT ME

Hi, I'm Elise

WHERE I COME FROM

I come from Whites. White people, Mmk? Let's be clear where I come from because sure, Stefanik doesn't exactly sound white, but I'm totally white. White White White!

A THRIVING CAREER

I'm known as "The Handmaiden of Trump." Which is SUCH a huge honor for me and my people. I see this as a fantastic leadership move. I could have been the face for a new generation of good Republicans, however, I'm not and will never be motivated by principles.

Read Carefully

I, Elise Stefanik, am a monster. I am a vile and disgusting politician who is responsible for the Buffalo NY shooting spree. How? What is in his manifesto is what I placed into his head. Why? Because I want power. I want votes. I don't want to lead. I want to rule. People will lose lives, but that's not my concern. I'm here for the exposure, the power, the control. I will continue to do everything in my power to raise White Supremacy higher than it's ever been.